Few days ago, my papa was flipping the newspaper and stopped at a full-page print ad of a certain shopping mall.

He pointed to a man in his 50s and said he is a Secondary classmate of his. Apparently this guy is hired as a talent for most print ads that require men of that age group.

I decided to be cheeky and asked my papa why he never got talent scouted to model for ads.

Me: You can also model for ads mah. Why you never go and be model?

Him: Me can ah?

Me: Can lah… that day we watching Lust.Caution I think you look like Tony Leung!

Him: 我也是这样觉得 leh…

Me: … …

Mom: 哪里有… 乱来!

Me: *giggles*

Him: 哪里有乱来? 梁朝伟看起来比我还老 hor.

Mom: Your papa look like 梁朝伟?!

Me: Got lah… the 3/4 angle close up on the face.

Him: *starts digging out a photo of his*

Me & Mom: *stares at him while he’s at it*

Him: … ahh… 你看你看.  *points to photo* 这张很象!!!

Wahahahaha!

Long time never see my papa so enthu over something. Actually really… he does look like Tony Leung. Can’t believe it took me so long to realise.

My friend just asked me a very interesting riddle, and the conversation was really hilarious.

Friend: After ET left Planet Earth, how many alphabets are there left on Earth?

Me: 3! Tell me I’m smart.

Friend: You are smart, but answer is 21. But why did you say 3, I want to know.

Me: Why 21?  Take away ‘e’ and ‘t’ from the word earth. 5-2=3

Friend: Wow your answer is cool, never thought of that. ET needs to take UFO to the outerspace mah. So 26-5=21

Me: HAHAHA! Okay that’s cute.

LOL.

And here’s what happened when I asked my hunk the same riddle…

*facepalm*

I think the Qian Nian Ling Zhi joke is way outdated. I still prefer to call her the most wanted request at a mixed vegetable rice stall. HAHAHA.

If you didn’t get the joke… the person I’m talking about is Linzi. Everytime I’m out with her, it’s a laugh fest. We laugh with each other, at each other, and at every damn thing we see or hear.

Headed out to Liang Court last week to have Japanese Food. When we were there I asked if she wanted to dine at Tampopo.

You know, if I had never met her, I would never have realised that all along, I never dared pronounce the word Tampopo. I did that day, and it sounded really horrid. Like, oh gawd what just came out of my mouth horrid. Didn’t help that she totally burst out laughing the moment I finished saying it.

Seriously… say it now. TAM PO PO. FUNNY RIGHT?!

Anyway, we didn’t dine at Tampopo. We settled for a restaurant inside Meidi-ya. Nice, quiet and spacious. Perfect for catching up.

Some quotes from her, for rememberance.

“Tan 婆婆”

“Rabbit cannot see hantu meh?”

(picking up food) “It’s like mucus… hahahaha! Okay nevermind. HAHAHA.”

“I feel like I’m going to explode.”

“I want my cupcakes! I want the star star!”

(mimicking me) “Nothing spectacular.”

“Oh… old already then know what is paiseh right?!”

Seriously Linzi, you think we still dare to take photos in the crowded NEL train when we’re 23?! HAHAHA. Madness.

This post is waaaaaayyy dated… the event happened about 2 months back if my memory doesn’t fail me.

Part-time girlfriend and I had wanted to go get high at Helipad, but I really don’t like paying for service charge and all that jazz.

Chanced upon this bottle of Bombay Sapphire sitting in my living room display cupboard and thought we ought to have some fun mixing our own Gin & Tonic instead of sitting at some pretentious bar, looking pretty and wait to be served.

Honestly, I much prefer this kinda chillax session, in the comforts of a home, listening to FM93.3 and being our own bartender.

See the Baileys at the back? We ditched it…

And the obligatory ‘couple’ shot… Part-time girlfriend’s idea. Ya know, girls, they really love to take couple shots.

Oh yes, pongx went to make more ice and guess what she found on the ice tray? Snow flakes! CHIO!!!

They didnt survive for long though. Wonder how they even managed to form. Heh. But it was pretty while it lasted.

We chatted till super late I think… slept at around 5am? Woke up and it was lunch time.

Pongx made me fried rice and sunny side up. Altogether now… *AWWWWWWWWWWW*

And I just gotta end off with this photo of her doing the dishes. So sweet! AWWW! I seldom get so taken care of by her ya know! Hahaha!

So my dear part-time gf, when are you gonna cook for me again?

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Update result tomorrow. *stress*

I’m gonna go camp at popular bookshop later to read the 500 compiled FTT questions and answers.

Yea lah, I’m cheapo.

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Ok lah, I passed.

Don’t call me Barbie, I’m at most Bimbo only. \(^o~)v

My mummy walked into my room a while ago with a plate of fruits and a piece of  scrunged up paper and said,

Photocopied from office. Don’t know if it’s translated correctly, but when I saw it I immediately wanna photocopy for you and let you see. The meaning like very cute.

Lao Shu Ai Da Mi, translation

Wahahahaha! Can’t deny it’s really cute in a silly way, what with the broken English and all, but yea it’s pretty sweet too.

To my hunk… I quote,

even every day has storm, i will always by your side

☂

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p/s Oh my holy moo moo cow, I just realised that the English lyrics can be sung to the tune of the original song! Hahahaha! Damn funny. Sing along people! (Song here.)

What’s up with all the magic shows these days?

It’s on TW shows, HK shows, ang moh shows, and more ang moh shows. It seems like more and more people are becoming magicians. I’ve always been intrigued by the way magic works, especially after I’ve watched The Prestige. It’s afterall a show of sheer brilliance and great showmanship, not forgetting the immense intelligence behind how each equipment is built to carry out the trick.

I myself have learned a few simple tricks from my brother. It’s fun but after you’ve discovered the thinking behind it, it’s really chey.

That night I was watching this magic show on Zong Yi Da Ge Da with my hunk. Mediocre stuff. Magician was pretty but her trick has been seen before on many other occasions. Doesn’t help that the rest did it with better presentation. And you can’t deny that men who can do very good magic can look really suave.

So I decided to give my hunk a chance to level up his hotness. Who knows he decided to go the other way around.

Me: 你会不会变魔术?

Him: 不会… 可是我会变肥.

Me: 那个每个人都会! 你可以变瘦的ma!

Him: 变肥比较容易…

Me: ……………

我无话可说…

Hello baby, what are you doing?

Why are you reading my blog in office? Bian zo gang ah?!

I think you should know by now that I’ve hidden something in your room. I’m hoping you won’t find it when you are home tonight. But I’m confident you won’t, because it is quite small and I’ve found the perfect spot just for it. Don’t bother asking seannie and lambchop for help, I’ve told them to zip their mouths.

The clues will be in the next entry, which will be password protected.

Only you can access it because I would think that only you know the answer to this question:

Where did we first meet?

Your answer is the password.

Have funnnn!

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Hint: v_ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _     _ _ o _

I’ve always thought that toothpaste was waterproof. But my hunk insisted that toothpaste isn’t waterproof.

So we did a test about an hour ago. We squeezed some toothpaste into a wine glass half filled with water.

It remained intact initially but it started dissolving slowly after awhile.

So toothpaste ain’t waterproof afterall.

I conclude that it behaves like clay. But clay hardens after heat is applied.

I wonder what happens if I heat up toothpaste.