My brother is weird…

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Conversation with bro:

Him: Hai mei ar… I’m in love.

Me: Har? With who? Which one?

I tell you, you sure scold me one…

Orh, then it must be nothing good!

She’s from (a foreign country).

WHATTTT??? Eyer! _____ bitch! Can you stop meeting all the wrong girls? No wonder you’re still single.

*ignores my above statement* You know when I hear her age I get even more turned on.

Why?

She’s 26.

Wah lao eh, older than you lor.

I’ve always liked older girls.

Eyer you like jie di lian ah?!

I’ve always wanted to date a girl older than me.

You want to be xiao bai lian?

I just like older girls.

……

Whatever lah. I think next time if I ever have a sister-in-law, I won’t want to acknowledge her. LOL. It’s not my fault right? My brother has got a damn weird taste for girls!

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