Do I look like money dispenser?

Bumped into another irritating kid today! Can’t believe my luck!
Was walking out of the gantry at the LRT station and one stupid kiddo in Rivervale Primary School’s uniform ran up to me and asked,
EXCUSE ME, 你有没有五块?! (EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE 5 DOLLARS?!)

WHAT THE HEOW?!
So many housewives around me but yet he had to ask [...]