CHEESEEEEEBUNNNNN

I NEED TO WRITE HERE!!! I’M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
SERIOUSLY!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MOTHER?! She’s irritating and her friends are irritating.
I’m like so damn freaking busy already and she has to come and bother me with nitty gritty nonsensical shitty rubbish! She has to cheek to ask me to book air tickets to Vancouver for [...]

Absofuckinlutely busy!

2 weeks. I’ll be back.
You have been granted permission to miss me.

The Light Bulb Changing Business

via Tikifish
How an Ad Agency Changes a Light Bulb.
Q. How many account executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many would you like?
Q. How many media people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I first need to figure how many people the light will reach, and [...]

Sleepy Bun

Nessie is fine… as usual… always hungry and always shitting.

Only significant difference now is that she goes back into her cage herself. Saves me all the trouble of coaxing her back.
I taught her a new trick today: To disguise herself as a lop-ear rabbit.

50% successful.
She’s kinda sleepy today, so I didn’t bother her [...]

GO JJ!

Well well, just found out that JJ is gonna be involved in the Olympics 2008 Torch Relay as one of the Torch Bearers.
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. POWER OR NOT?!

Jin Sha super act cute with the ice cream lor. Blearghh…
I should have signed up for the position of an escort runner. Damn. I can easily [...]

Disgusting Dinner

I must ask my boy to come to my home for dinner EVERY DAY.
Because when he comes over, my mother puts in effort to cook PROPERLY. At the very least they taste like food.
But when it’s normal days where there’s only me and my father, she anyhow whack. It’s so gross. I eat 5 mouths [...]

Bloody Inflation

Very long time ago:
Takopachi: $2 to $2.20
I love takopachi, but I stopped eating them. 3 balls for $2.20? NO way.
***
Quite sometime ago:
Prima Deli Waffle: $1 to $1.10
Ok fine it’s only 10 cents, but bloody kukumalu pok, at that point of time I had a $1 coin. So happy. But the auntie asked for $1.10 and [...]

EYEEEEERRRRR!!!

Just what the fuck was my boy thinking?!
AND DOING?!

Damn sick. *pukes out all my internal organs*

I’m in a pressure cooker

AHHHH!!!! SUPAH STRESS!!!!! *pulls out hair*
I took MC today because my stomach was feeling weird. I don’t know what I’m diagnosed with because the doctor said all the medical terms in Mandarin. O_O???
Whatever lah…
My boy came to meet me for lunch after I got out of the polyclinic and had a short nap, and he [...]

Happy Day

I didn’t do much work today at all. Have been out the whole day, but it’s been real fun! It’s a good let-my-hair-down day, and yea, it’s gonna be 3 weeks of madness from now onwards. Well I say, bring it on man. Haha!
My family, my boy and myself set off early for our Singapore [...]