Brainlessly Ridiculous

At first I thought that the weather was super ridiculously warm tonight.
Then I looked around the living room, and a got a bloody goddamn smacking shocked.
NO WONDER IT’S SO WARM ALL MY LIVING ROOM WINDOWS ARE SHUT SO TIGHT THAT NOT EVEN A STUPID FLY CAN SQUEEZE IN!
ALL BECAUSE OF?
My stupid parents.
What’s the time now? [...]