Stupid Dell.

Wah lao eh, my RAM died again! I just finished troubleshooting. My other half gig RAM died.

I tell ya, my RAMs are taking turns to spoil! >=[

While I was troubleshooting, I called my hunk to complain that my RAM died again, and guess what he said?

Poor thing. You wanna come over to my place and use my computer or not?

What a great way to try t0 get your girlfriend to go over to your place when it’s already so late at night.

什么派?

I was watching 超级星光大道 at my hunk’s place just now and got reminded of this lame joke made by my hunk.

张宇 was giving his comments after listening to 2 contestants sing, and sharing with everyone which contestant he felt did better.

我觉得两位都唱的很好。
xxx是属于技巧派的，而yyy 是属于感情派的。
但我本人是比较喜欢感情派的，所以我会给yyy比较高的分数。
谁会过关，那我们就得看其他评审们比较喜欢哪一派。

Right after 张宇 finished making his speech, behind me surfaced a tiny, high pitched voice that said,

我喜欢苹果派。

I turned around and saw my hunk holding on to our lambchop soft toy. I stared at our soft toy, amused and wanted to speak. But before I could start, my hunk made lambchop talk again, in that tiny high pitched voice,

我要苹果派。

10 Things People Should Have Learned by Now

1. Make shoes that won’t cause blisters.

2. Free their hand of the iPhone for more useful stuff.

3. Never walk while playing their PSP or DS Lite.

4. Stand on the left of the escalator. Especially during peak hours.

5. Not talk loudly or shout into the phone in public.

6. Not light up a cig when dressed in a smart and sharp corporate outfit. (More so if you’re a girl.)

7. Never lean on handrails in trains or buses. Nobody wanna touch your butt.

8. Don’t waste so much paper towels to dry your wet hands.

9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

10. Don’t gossip. It is the most destructive force in the universe.

Just by my observations. Share more if you wanna.

Pussies and Assholes

‘Cause my MSN conversations with friends are way too funny not to be shared.

Enjoy.

Cobalt Blue

After 4 years of going through tertiary education and some work here and there, I’ve come to realise that cobalt blue is The Lucky Colour for me.

Somehow whenever I’m in any of my cobalt blue tops, it is able to help me 挡灾避邪。 I’m serious.

Actually I could pretty much sense that my cobalt blue tops work in mysterious, magical ways since 2 years ago. I remember when I was in Year 2, I realised the happiest, luckiest, most fulfilling days are always when I’m in my blue V-neck cobalt blue basic top.

Come Year 3, I knew I could always depend on it during my worst times. Whenever I feel damn suay the moment I wake up, I will sure as hell reach out for my cobalt blue top.

Whenever I couldn’t finish FYP assignments at home and know I need super power speed to finish up everything else in class, I wear my cobalt blue top for That Extra Luck.

And especially when I know I don’t want to feel worse than I already am, I will put on my cobalt blue top before I head outta the house.

I’m happy to say my darling cobalt blue has never failed me once. It seems to be able to summon all kinds of impossible luck and miracles whenever I feel that the situation I’m in is a 100% gone-case.

Today, I put on my cobalt blue top to work and everything went extremely smoothly and well. And though I was ultra tired, I still managed to feel charged up. Finished all my tasks way before end day. First time in my life I had several people telling me to STOP WORKING.

Left office early, and somehow I thought of my first piano teacher while I was on the train. She taught me piano since I was 6, for 10 years. After I went to JC, I got another piano teacher ‘cos she could no longer teach diploma. We subsequently lost contact.

When I got home for dinner, both my parents very excitedly asked me, “do you know who we met just now?!”

Until now I still think it’s extremely 邪门, but fwaaaaahhhhhhh they actually bumped into my piano teacher!!! At the Sengkang temple!!!

And I suddenly thought of her in the train!!!

What are the chances?!!

And OMG I still can’t believe she could recognise my parents after so long! AND she still remembers me and how I was like!!! HAHAHAHA.

My mom told me what my piano teacher said,

Everytime I take care of my 2nd daughter, I get reminded of Yuting. Their character and temper are exactly the same!

HAHAHAHA!

What can I say?

我就是那么平凡，却又那么深刻。

I’ve gotta call her some time soon. :*)

This cobalt blue thing really works magic.

Otherwise

Too tired to update in detail, but here’s something funny (from sometime ago) to keep you entertained. At least for a while.

Hold On by Michael Bublé

One of my favourite Bublé songs. Am very touched by the lyrics.

Dancing Tofu

I know you may think this is very bo liao… but I think this video is very cute.

Had Shabu Shabu with Melissa at Ichiban Boshi the other time and I thought the tofus looked real kawaii bouncing away.

I just had to video it down.

Have you watched IRIS?

Went cycling at ECP today with my meinu and we decided to turn into the revamped Bedok Jetty to take a look.

Brought back some sweet childhood memories of my family going fishing there. My papa would reel up a whole string of small silver fish, and my bro and I would be catching those jumping fish from the floor, giggling with excitement, and competing who managed to throw in more fish into our buckets of water.

While on the way back to return our bicycles, I asked my meinu,

Me: Do you know of this Korean drama called IRIS?

Her: Yea, I watched it already.

Me: Fwah you watched already! You know of it ah?

Her: Ya of course, I’m a huge Korean drama fan can.

Me: OMG… I love it leh. It’s my first Korean drama! Melissa introduced it to me saying her dad was so addicted to it and I knew I have gotta watch it! I’m so glad I chose the right one to watch.

Her: Hahaha yea it’s really good.

Me: And my first Korean Drama is the best one!!!

Her: Ya, you chose the best one with the worst ending!

LOL!

Gotta agree with that last statement over there.

I urge everyone to go watch this awesome Korean drama already. Darren has written a very detailed review of IRIS. If that can’t convince you to watch, I don’t know what can!

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Just a few hours ago I decided to spread the IRIS fever to my bro. Since he was heading to his gf’s place, I passed him 3 episodes so they could watch them together.

While I was telling him that those videos needed to be played with the VLC player for the subtitles to show, he put his arm around me, gave me a hug and patted my head.

At that instant, I stopped talking and broke down crying.

There’s just something about the human touch that makes you surrender to your tears.

And at that moment, I knew, we understood how each other felt without needing to say much. Perhaps afterall, though not literally, his blood flows in mine, and mine flows in his.

I’m thankful to have had his presence, just for a while.

(But that doesn’t mean he can still use my room. )

Web VS Print, and the consumers.

Hahaha. Reminds me of a quote from the movie I Love You, Man, which also happens to be one of my favourite quotes.

Society tells us we’re civilized but the truth is we are animals.