November 10, 2009

Magic…!

What’s up with all the magic shows these days?

It’s on TW shows, HK shows, ang moh shows, and more ang moh shows. It seems like more and more people are becoming magicians. I’ve always been intrigued by the way magic works, especially after I’ve watched The Prestige. It’s afterall a show of sheer brilliance and great showmanship, not forgetting the immense intelligence behind how each equipment is built to carry out the trick.

I myself have learned a few simple tricks from my brother. It’s fun but after you’ve discovered the thinking behind it, it’s really chey.

That night I was watching this magic show on Zong Yi Da Ge Da with my hunk. Mediocre stuff. Magician was pretty but her trick has been seen before on many other occasions. Doesn’t help that the rest did it with better presentation. And you can’t deny that men who can do very good magic can look really suave.

So I decided to give my hunk a chance to level up his hotness. Who knows he decided to go the other way around.

Me: 你会不会变魔术?

Him: 不会… 可是我会变肥.

Me: 那个每个人都会! 你可以变瘦的ma!

Him: 变肥比较容易…

Me: ……………

我无话可说…

November 9, 2009

Protected: Hunk’s Hunt II

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November 9, 2009

Hunk’s Hunt

Hello baby, what are you doing?

Why are you reading my blog in office? Bian zo gang ah?! :P

I think you should know by now that I’ve hidden something in your room. I’m hoping you won’t find it when you are home tonight. But I’m confident you won’t, because it is quite small and I’ve found the perfect spot just for it. Don’t bother asking seannie and lambchop for help, I’ve told them to zip their mouths.

The clues will be in the next entry, which will be password protected.

Only you can access it because I would think that only you know the answer to this question:

Where did we first meet?

Your answer is the password.

Have funnnn!

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Hint: v_ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _     _ _ o _

November 9, 2009

the truth about toothpaste

I’ve always thought that toothpaste was waterproof. But my hunk insisted that toothpaste isn’t waterproof.

So we did a test about an hour ago. We squeezed some toothpaste into a wine glass half filled with water.

It remained intact initially but it started dissolving slowly after awhile.

So toothpaste ain’t waterproof afterall.

I conclude that it behaves like clay. But clay hardens after heat is applied.

I wonder what happens if I heat up toothpaste.

November 6, 2009

Colour(s) of my Future Car

Was on the road with my hunk a few days back, and he pointed out to a car that sported the colour of our 1 cent coin. We both agree it was a really buang colour.

Me: How ah? I don’t know what colour to get for my car next time leh.

Him: I like black.

Me: Who cares about you.

Him: Ok lor… my seat black can already.

Me: If not we split half la. Half black, half my colour.

Him: Also can.

Me: Or you want stripes? Stripey all the way.

Him: Hmm…

Me: Oh I know I know! Polka dots!!!

Him: Ohhh… okay. I let you have more, you take base colour.

Me: Uh huh…

Him: The dots use my colour can oready.

Imagine a polka-dotted Audi TT. So fierce hor?

November 6, 2009

Halloween @ Mint Museum of Toys

November 5, 2009

cuckoo salad

am at my hunk’s bahelor pad blogging on my omnia II, just in case i forget this ridiculously hilarious thing he said to me just now while watching singapore idol and munching on baby spinach salad.

“only at my house you can eat salad in gong ji wan (公鸡碗) ok!”

i just showed him what i wrote n he said, ” fusion food ok!”

hahahaha!

hahahaha

November 3, 2009

Love & Life

I was being stationed at the M1 Shop last Sunday, promoting a phone I know close to nothing about (haha), and I people-watched.

I came to a conclusion that human beings are fundamentally guilty of one thing – taking things for granted.

Kids were whining for a new phone, eagerly wanting a queue number, and when their turn is called, they’d wave to their dad and summon them over with a “oei” or “eh, come!”. How rude and disrespectful.

I thought if they want the phone so bad, is it so hard to settle it themselves with the staff? Turned out they simply needed their parents to pay for the phone. Hah. This is how spoilt youths these days have become. Will they ever know the value of working for what they want?

And then there were couples… girlfriend obviously not interested in anything but boyfriend was walking off alone having the time of his life trying out phones. One of the girls actually tried to help her guy, asked me to introduce the phone to her, said he boyfriend is looking for a phone. Turned out he wasn’t appreciative of her efforts to help at all. He said he already had in mind a certain brand, what for she go and waste his time and ask him to go see another brand. I could sense how hurt she was.

That got me thinking about love.

It’s always upsetting to see one party willingly subjecting him/herself to misery while the other is oblivious to how much harm and hurt s/he has caused.

A couple’s needs aren’t always equal.

One person’s needs can be bigger, stronger or more urgent. To me, a mature, loving, supportive relationship means that sacrifices are made, concessions are given and needs are prioritised.

Most times, relationships are less than ideal. You can easily tell who is the one loving the other person more. They are the ones who don’t mind giving so much till the extent they’re being cruel to themselves.

But I guess that’s the thing about unconditional love – to know your heart is big enough to love despite the sacrifices, humble enough to find joy in another’s joy, graceful enough to smile through the tears and wise enough to see the meaning of it all.

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Tonight, I got myself thinking about life.

We would always tell each other to live life for the moment to the fullest, but how many of us hang on to our past and never let go? I’ve been told that I am a person who is decisive, tough and move on very quickly from closures of my past relationships. Come to think of it, is it that hard to do what I do?

Our time is limited. Once people recognize this, many of their decisions will change. What is the point of pacing back and forth, but not moving forward?

Most days I will ask myself, if today were the last day of my life, would I wanna do what I am about to do today? When I ask myself that question, almost everything will fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Everything else is secondary. And that is one key reason why I am able to move on and not dwell in the past. I live for the present and look towards the future.

So don’t tell me you need hell a lot of time to move on, it is your choice whether or not to be trapped in your past. Don’t ask how I can be mostly unaffected by the ghosts of my past, I simply know what I want, set my heart and mind to it and work towards it. You should too.

November 1, 2009

Awesome Korean Kid

Watch the video and you’ll concur with the title.

October 28, 2009

We’re talented too!

New duet by Jay Chou and Cindy.

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